The Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Gift Experience

Tired of subtlety? Ready to tell your mate exactly what you think of them whilst simultaneously giving them something useful? This brilliant white ceramic mug lets you roast your friends with surgical precision - literally putting their face next to the words "You are a mug" because sometimes WhatsApp just isn't cutting it anymore.

Why This Mug is Absolutely Genius:

• Upload their most questionable photo (we're talking LinkedIn headshot levels of cringe)
• Customise their name so there's absolutely no confusion about who the mug is
• Watch them have their morning brew whilst contemplating their life choices
• Dishwasher safe because even mugs deserve better treatment than your friendships

Perfect for birthdays, leaving dos, or that mate who still thinks cryptocurrency is "definitely going to bounce back." At 11oz, it holds enough coffee to fuel their denial and enough embarrassment to last a lifetime.

Technical Specs for the Pedantic:

• Premium ceramic construction (classier than your banter)
• Microwave safe (unlike their financial decisions)
• Vibrant, fade-resistant printing (unlike their dignity)
• Independently tested for safety (more than we can say for their weekend plans)

Warning: May cause existential crisis, improved self-awareness, or mild amusement. Not responsible for damaged egos or improved friendships.

Buy now and give the gift that keeps on giving... them trust issues.